Known powers of C.P.: he has the ability to look like an 80's punk in today's society, he can look gayer than Spiderman, and finally, he can turn every 10 year old kid he touches into a sack of gay.Ĭaptain Planet emerged from the bowels of the Earth in adult form, and therefore did not enjoy a true "childhood". He also regards Bruce Springsteen as an over-the-hill hick. So, he has sex with Cheese instead, Cheese went back to his home planet and said that Captain Planet is gay. He is an ass-pirate.Ĭaptain Planet is in love with Sailor Moon, but she does not love him. He's also a member of the Justice League 2.0.
Planet is a good guy, who whips Hoggish Greedly's butt. However this form of captain planet was never popular because nobody but satan liked him anyway.
He originally Started as a Sketch that we know now as the "I Can't Beleive It's Not Hitler!" in the hitler article. He's a hero, he is going to take pollution down to zero, He's our powers magnified, And he's fighting on the planet's side! Gonna help him put asunder, Bad guys who like to loot and plunder. He became Iron Man Bill Clinton's sidekick for a short time until Clinton found a better sidekick in his Iron Willy. When Albert Gore III (Vice President Al Gore's son) first took on the mask and role of Captain Planet, he became summoned after Michael Moore, Bono, and Ralph Nader(who was too old to be Captain Planet by then) united their special power rings. In both elections he won only the states of Oregon and Latvia and emerged victorious, since Oregon has 100 zillion electoral votes as they've been saving them at 5% compound interest since 1800. In 1996, he beat out his rival for the candidacy, whose pledge to "take pollution down to three" did not satisfy voters in the primaries. It was invented by the real life superhero Andrew Ross Petersen of Glendale, CA.Ĭaptain Planet (A.K.A Albert Gore) ran as the Green Party's candidate for President of the United States in 1996 and again in 2020 with Winona LaDuke. Captain Planet is a superhero and well known eco-terrorist whose goal is to save the trees.
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